| | bar jokes | | A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he... | |
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| Double or Nothing? | | There was a man sitting at a bar, and he looks over at the gentleman sitting next to him and says, "Hey, you look familiar.
Are you from around here?" The man answers, "Yeah, I live down the street."
"No kidding?" says the first man, "Well, so do I.... | |
| | RIDDLE | | Three men go over a bridge. Man A noticed the bridge; he then proceeded to stroll on over it to the other side. Man B noticed the bridge; yet he didn't stroll on over it to the other side as the first man had done. Man C didn't notice the bridge and... | |
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| Adulterer's Joke | |
Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the... | |
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| Daily joke 2006-10-24 (1/5) | | First of 5 daily jokes from meDaily Joke 1Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst... | |
| | Santa clothes? | | Three guys died on Christmas Eve and ascend to heaven where they are met
by St. Peter."In honour of the season", St. Peter says to them, "Before I let you
pass through the pearly gates, you must each give me something that
represents... | |
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